I needed new sandals so we drove out to the DSW by the Ikea. Nothing there. And the Foot Locker and something called Frank's, which specialized in steel toes and camo. Then every store in the god-forsaken mall.
By this time I was ready to murder strangers if I didn't get a nap. But we went to the REI and there was a pair of Keens on the clearance rack. The sales guy got on his device and found a pair at the Austin TX store.
Today that pair of clearance Keen sandals arrived in the mail and they fit on my feet like gloves. Ha ha! I mean they fit better than my old ones.
The packing slip has two names in the "EMP. NAME" block. So thank you, Lorenzo and Corey from the Austin REI.
(Tonight I wore them to take out the trash and stepped in dog poop.)