McSweeney's latest Brain Exploder asked faithful readers to submit the manner in which Liberian President Charles Taylor is gellin'. The winning entry is brilliant, and many of the rest are lame at best.
Here's my favorite --
"As a leader who has consistently been wrapped up in imbroglios, insurrections, and questions of colonialism, I reckon that Charles Taylor is gellin' like Magellan."
-- mainly because of the words "imbroglios" and "reckon."